Sunday, December 27, 2009

Magic

It's been long since i posted anything in this blog and i wasn't gonna do it today but i had to.. we went on a family tour to a rural waterfall that is nature's masterpiece. This little fall is a spectacle, it is beautiful with ebony black rocks, calm blue water that rapidly breaks to a snowy white waterfalls.. and talk about green, this magical place has the greenest most natural trees and vegetation i have never seen. This family moment is in my head to stay!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Online love

There is this girl in facebook i've never met but we chat more than most girls i'm with everyday, she's sweet and i admire her personality. Too bad i may never meet her because she lives far far away. I'm madly in love with this girl and she's also in love with me, she suggested that we meet but since it's not so possible we decided to keep in touch online and we'll organise to meet if one of us visits or passes the other's city! I can't wait for that day!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Figuring out life..

It has taken humans the duration of existance of humanity to figure out a fraction of life's mysteries. Is it science or religion? Is it afterlife or reincarnation? etc
It is going to take eternity to figure out there mysteries and i can tell you humanity is not gonna last for eternity!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy birthday to me

Just so you know, i have a halloween birthday.. what an odd day for a birthday. This makes today my birthday, so, happy birthday to me! Trick or Treat!

Sexual orientation

I'm totally cool with freedom to pursue your sexual orientation. I think gay people should do whatever makes them happy. But i can't pretend that it wouldn't bother me to be friends with a gay person, you wouldn't know what he might interpret as a sexual vibe! Maybe i fit his definition of a hot guy! No offence but I much prefer being hot for the ladies!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Everybody loves Raymond.. Including me!

Currently i'm watching Everybody Loves Raymond, i've watched seasons 6, 1, half of season 5 and i'm now watching season 2. Funny i started with season 6? not for me, i watch sitcoms for the comedy more than for the story, the first friends dvd i bought was season 9! I'm loving every second of this show, i still have more of Ray, Debrah, Robert, Marie and Frank to watch!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Obama deserves the nobel peace prize

Those who are saying he does not deserve it are just hating. Actually Obama's story is the biggest story of racial unity in the world, if this isn't peace i don't know what is! We are talking about racism.. something that caused death, indignity, inhumanity, war, discrimination and many more despicable things.. anything that counters this best defines peace!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

unleash the artist in you!!


Besides what i do, i draw! i am very good at portrait, cartoons and calligraphy.. i would like to share with you a few tricks on drawing..
1. Use anything that can draw, don't restrict yourself!
2. Use any surface but avoid vandalism!
3. Draw whatever comes to your mind, develop ideas spontaneously and transform them to art!
4. Utilise shadows to create form, make sure the shadow doesn't change, or if it changes, it should change in a creative way to enhance the intended effect..

I'll be posting more tips.. I'll soon upload some of my art here! they are pretty cool!

Fat chicks being chatty

My high school girlfriend is fatter and chattier.. From my observation, the fatter the chick the chattier she gets.. This phenomenon yet to be named is quite simple.. Fat chicks suffer from reduced attention directed towards them so they've developed a way of getting attention to supplement the diminished attention they get.. the remedy is being a bit(or alot) chatty!.. yada yada yada

Friday, October 2, 2009

Doing the fat chicks for money! Lol


I was watching an episode of Family Guy where Peter bought a boat worth $50,000 using a bank loan but he wasn't able to pay back in time, the bank sold his house, he wanted to buy it back and he had only one day to do that, he asked Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire how he was gonna get 50Gs in one day, Quagmire suggested that he could have sex with 1000 fat chicks for $50 each or 100 really fat chicks for $500 each, Quagmire then said "fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay for it". How funny was this!

MJ liked children!



From the Rabbi Shmuley Boteach's interview on Larry King Michael Jackson appeared to like children so much, from the tapes it emerged that he liked to be around them, he liked their free spirits and he wished they would be loved more, he even said he wished to be burried close to children!. What i kept asking myself was, how much liking for children is enough to make someone a pedophile?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The little song that is so big to me!


When i was really young, about 5years old, my teacher who i remember by her first name Peris taught us a song which went like this
"Jesus' love is very very wonderful x3
So wonderful love
So high that you can't get over it
So deep that you can't get under it.."
This song stuck in my head and no week has ever passed without me singing it in my head since i learnt it! I love this song and that's why i've managed to keep it in my head all these years. This song gives me an amazing feeling of nostalgia and inner peace!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

My life

I miss the days when i was still happy, i would wake up with a smile and finish the day with i smile, nowadays life is beating me up, every day is a bigger struggle. Soon, good days will come, i'm gonna make them better than any other days i've ever had. Don't mistake what i've said to mean i hate life, I love my life, every second of it!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Funniest moments on TV.... 2

The sitcom Four Kings follows the lives of Ben, Barry, Bobby and Jason.. In the episode where Bobby and Ben accompanied elderly women to parties for money Bobby said something that i found funny, he was trying to explain to Barry how this 'job' is fun and how it's just about hanging out with old women for fun and money, not sex, he said "i learnt alot from these women, like did you know that before the second world war the first world war was just called the war". This cracked me up so hard..

Friday, September 25, 2009

Handsome.. but creepy!

I was just minding my own business when a strange chick came to me and told me "hey, you are handsome but creepy". I was puzzled, i asked her what was creepy about me, was it my face, my looks, my personality what was it? She told me"i just wanted to tell you that you are handsome, i wanted to add a but and the first thing that came to my mind was creepy". I got her number and dated her for a while, what a creepy way to meet!

Argument for fun

I was watching the sitcom Complete Savages i think it was either the episode on the crazy turkey which ran loose and was chasing everyone or the episode in which the Savage boys wanted to pull a prank in school. In the episode the boys were arguing about the right synonym for zombies, the ones suggested were The living dead, The damned and The undead, all these words have been used to describe zombies, this means they were all right and they knew it yet they continued arguing. I liked this episode because it was very funny and also because it reminded me of the days i was in high school, one of my roommates used to have arguments with me almost every day, we argued to pass time, some times he was right and i knew it but i kept arguing for fun!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

R.I.P


I received a message via facebook that a friend of mine who i haven't met in three years has passed away. this news is disturbing to me not only because he is my friend but also because he was so young. since death is inevitable and unpredictable, i've started thinking about my death, whether it comes tomorrow or after eighty years, it should find me prepared but most importantly it should not take me before i do the things i want to do. Rest In Peace Maurice Korir.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Fame!

Everybody dreams of being famous once but few people get to be famous, some work hard for it while others get fame by chance, few are born famous. If i get a shot at fame i won't let it slip but i can tell you with accurate certainty that i'm never gonna be famous, nothing i do now has ever made anyone famous and neither is anything i plan to do in the future. You know what not being famous feels.. but i don't worry because i'm with 99% of the people!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

How smart are you?

Do you consider yourself smarter than most people?
Are you interested with science?
Are you interested with history?
Do you have a sense of humour?
Do you value your privacy?
Do you respect religion?(whether or not you are religious)
Do you get good grades in class?
Do you bother to know how things work?
Do you like wikipedia?
Do you appreciate art?
If your answer to half these questions is yes then you are smart. If your answer to all these questions is yes then you are a freakin genius!

Friday, September 18, 2009

wtf...!!! bad irony!!!

Some people(white) are really pushing for animal rights equal to human rights. i also love animals and i would like people to treat them humanely but i find this a little insulting. Black people, though obviously human were treated worse than animals for centuries and they were given 'rights' after a very long and bloody struggle. animals, though obviously not humans are given rights reluctantly. i'm not saying animals should not be given rights, i'm just saying blacks should have been given rights without having to struggle, come to think of it, our rights should not have been taken from us in the first place!!

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

You wont admit you love me.
And so how am I ever to know?
You only tell me
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

A million times I ask you,
And then I ask you over again.
You only answer
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

If you cant make your mind up,
Well never get started.
And I dont wanna wind up
Being parted, broken-hearted.
So if you really love me,
Say yes.
But if you dont, dear, confess.
And please dont tell me
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

If you cant make your mind up,
Well never get started.
And I dont wanna wind up
Being parted, broken-hearted.
So if you really love me,
Say yes.
But if you dont, dear, confess.
And please dont tell me
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps,
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps,
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

i fell in love with this song the first time i heard it in the british sitcom coupling, our love affair is growing stronger every sunset!!

i've given a free download link in this blog!!

Intention to hurt

Before you point at somebody and laugh, you should first find out if that person is bothered by you laughing at him, if not then you'll be wasting your time.

Funniest moment on TV......1

It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

this is one of the funniest thing i ever heard on TV. it was said by Cartman, then Stan then mumbled by Kenny in South Park sn9e08. this was the first of the two episodes about hell, confession and a church of kids led by cartman. The father preaches about hell which realy gets to the heads of the kids, they confess all their sins until they realise that the father is also a sinner, thats when they decide to form their own church with cartman as the minister. the church falls apart when cartman is overun by greed and charges a dollar per person each sermon with an intention of making 10 million dollars (because the tooth fairy and the boy band schemes failed). funny subplots include the question of Timmy's inability to confess, portrayal of mexico as hell and satan's gay love triangle with Sadam Hussein and some guy! This episode kicks ass!!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

THEIR VIEWS
Justice Department Statistics About Black On White Race Violence
'The Race War Of Black Against White' by Paul SheehanThe Sydney Morning Herald ,
Australia, 20 May 1995
The longest war America has ever fought is the Dirty War, and it is not over. It has lasted 30 years so far and claimed more than 25 million victims. It has cost almost as many lives as the Vietnam War. It determined the result of last year's congressional election.
Yet the American news media do not want to talk about the Dirty War, which remains between the lines and unreported. In fact, to even suggest that the war exists is to be discredited. So let's start suggesting, immediately.
No matter how crime figures are massaged by those who want to acknowledge or dispute the existence of a Dirty War, there is nothing ambiguous about what the official statistics portray: for the past 30 years a large segment of black America has waged a war of violent retribution against white America.
And the problem is getting worse, not better. In the past 20 years, violent crime has increased more than four times faster than the population. Young blacks (under 18) are more violent than previous generations and are 12 times more likely to be arrested for murder than young whites.
Nearly all the following figures, which speak for themselves, have not been reported in America:
• According to the latest US Department of Justice survey of crime victims, more than 6.6 million violent crimes (murder, rape, assault and robbery) are committed in the US each year, of which about 20 per cent, or 1.3 million, are inter-racial crimes.
• Most victims of race crime—about 90 per cent—are white, according to the survey "Highlights from 20 Years of Surveying Crime Victims", published in 1993.
• Almost 1 million white Americans were murdered, robbed, assaulted or raped by black Americans in 1992, compared with about 132,000 blacks who were murdered, robbed, assaulted or raped by whites, according to the same survey.
• Blacks thus committed 7.5 times more violent inter-racial crimes than whites even though the black population is only one-seventh the size of the white population. When these figures are adjusted on a per capita basis, they reveal an extraordinary disparity: blacks are committing more than 50 times the number of violent racial crimes of whites.
• According to the latest annual report on murder by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, most inter-racial murders involve black assailants and white victims, with blacks murdering whites at 18 times the rate that whites murder blacks.
These breathtaking disparities began to emerge in the mid-1960's, when there was a sharp increase in black crime against whites, an upsurge which, not coincidentally, corresponds exactly with the beginning of the modern civil rights movement.
Over time, the cumulative effect has been staggering. Justice Department and FBI statistics indicate that between 1964 and 1994 more than 25 million violent inter-racial crimes were committed, overwhelmingly involving black offenders and white victims, and more than 45,000 people were killed in inter-racial murders. By comparisons 58,000 Americans died in Vietnam, and 34,000 were killed in the Korean war.
When non-violent crimes (burglary, larceny, car theft and personal theft) are included, the cumulative totals become prodigious. The Bureau of Justice Statistics says 27 million non-violent crimes were committed in the US in 1992, and the survey found that 31 per cent of the robberies involved black offenders and white victims (while only 2 per cent in the reverse).
When all the crime figures are calculated, it appears that black Americans have committed at least 170 million crimes against white Americans in the past 30 years. It is the great defining disaster of American life and American ideals since World War II.
All these are facts, yet by simply writing this story, by assembling the facts in this way, I would be deemed a racist by the American news media. It prefers to maintain a paternalistic double-standard in its coverage of black America, a lower standard.
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MY VIEWS
Though i dont dispute these statistics, i highly disagree with the conclusions drawn from them. let's see.. blacks make 12.8% of america.. this means for a criminal, black or white, he has 12.8% chance of striking a black person and 79.8 percent chance of striking a white person.. based on facts again, white people are a more popular target for a criminal of any colour because they are rich.. this further increases the chances of a criminal striking a white person. let's not look at it as black criminals against whites or white criminals against blacks.. if we look at it as criminals with intention to steal from whoever and we focus on the facts i have given above, you will notice that it will look as if blacks are victimising whites more than the other way around but this isn't really the case!!