unleash the artist in you!!

Besides what i do, i draw! i am very good at portrait, cartoons and calligraphy.. i would like to share with you a few tricks on drawing..
1. Use anything that can draw, don't restrict yourself!
2. Use any surface but avoid vandalism!
3. Draw whatever comes to your mind, develop ideas spontaneously and transform them to art!
4. Utilise shadows to create form, make sure the shadow doesn't change, or if it changes, it should change in a creative way to enhance the intended effect..

I'll be posting more tips.. I'll soon upload some of my art here! they are pretty cool!

Fat chicks being chatty

My high school girlfriend is fatter and chattier.. From my observation, the fatter the chick the chattier she gets.. This phenomenon yet to be named is quite simple.. Fat chicks suffer from reduced attention directed towards them so they've developed a way of getting attention to supplement the diminished attention they get.. the remedy is being a bit(or alot) chatty!.. yada yada yada

Doing the fat chicks for money! Lol

I was watching an episode of Family Guy where Peter bought a boat worth $50,000 using a bank loan but he wasn't able to pay back in time, the bank sold his house, he wanted to buy it back and he had only one day to do that, he asked Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire how he was gonna get 50Gs in one day, Quagmire suggested that he could have sex with 1000 fat chicks for $50 each or 100 really fat chicks for $500 each, Quagmire then said "fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay for it". How funny was this!

MJ liked children!

From the Rabbi Shmuley Boteach's interview on Larry King Michael Jackson appeared to like children so much, from the tapes it emerged that he liked to be around them, he liked their free spirits and he wished they would be loved more, he even said he wished to be burried close to children!. What i kept asking myself was, how much liking for children is enough to make someone a pedophile?

The little song that is so big to me!

When i was really young, about 5years old, my teacher who i remember by her first name Peris taught us a song which went like this
"Jesus' love is very very wonderful x3
So wonderful love
So high that you can't get over it
So deep that you can't get under it.."
This song stuck in my head and no week has ever passed without me singing it in my head since i learnt it! I love this song and that's why i've managed to keep it in my head all these years. This song gives me an amazing feeling of nostalgia and inner peace!

My life

I miss the days when i was still happy, i would wake up with a smile and finish the day with i smile, nowadays life is beating me up, every day is a bigger struggle. Soon, good days will come, i'm gonna make them better than any other days i've ever had. Don't mistake what i've said to mean i hate life, I love my life, every second of it!

Funniest moments on TV.... 2

The sitcom Four Kings follows the lives of Ben, Barry, Bobby and Jason.. In the episode where Bobby and Ben accompanied elderly women to parties for money Bobby said something that i found funny, he was trying to explain to Barry how this 'job' is fun and how it's just about hanging out with old women for fun and money, not sex, he said "i learnt alot from these women, like did you know that before the second world war the first world war was just called the war". This cracked me up so hard..