Online love

There is this girl in facebook i've never met but we chat more than most girls i'm with everyday, she's sweet and i admire her personality. Too bad i may never meet her because she lives far far away. I'm madly in love with this girl and she's also in love with me, she suggested that we meet but since it's not so possible we decided to keep in touch online and we'll organise to meet if one of us visits or passes the other's city! I can't wait for that day!

Fat chicks being chatty

My high school girlfriend is fatter and chattier.. From my observation, the fatter the chick the chattier she gets.. This phenomenon yet to be named is quite simple.. Fat chicks suffer from reduced attention directed towards them so they've developed a way of getting attention to supplement the diminished attention they get.. the remedy is being a bit(or alot) chatty!.. yada yada yada

Doing the fat chicks for money! Lol

I was watching an episode of Family Guy where Peter bought a boat worth $50,000 using a bank loan but he wasn't able to pay back in time, the bank sold his house, he wanted to buy it back and he had only one day to do that, he asked Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire how he was gonna get 50Gs in one day, Quagmire suggested that he could have sex with 1000 fat chicks for $50 each or 100 really fat chicks for $500 each, Quagmire then said "fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay for it". How funny was this!

Handsome.. but creepy!

I was just minding my own business when a strange chick came to me and told me "hey, you are handsome but creepy". I was puzzled, i asked her what was creepy about me, was it my face, my looks, my personality what was it? She told me"i just wanted to tell you that you are handsome, i wanted to add a but and the first thing that came to my mind was creepy". I got her number and dated her for a while, what a creepy way to meet!